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STATUS: FIRED
OCCUPATION: LAB HELPER.
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12-26-03: Hey umm... I can still access the page editor, I think they also forgot to remove me from the database aswell.
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12-31-03: Happy New Year! Here's a fun fact: Glorps is known for its employees putting each other and their test subjects in dangerous situations. Here's another one: The Glorps you know are not the ones from down here. The Glorps building you are used to is one of their buildings. They have many buildings around the U.S.R., though—too many to count.
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1-21-04: Have you heard of this so-called "corruption" cult? Me neither, but they like to worship this god called "Corruptous" or something and it's real for some reason. I've seen weird things around the lab when I used to work there, but this shit is just fucking weird though. I've also heard the lab staff made some substance that takes total control over the person who touches it. Idk what to fucking say.
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2-5-04: Hey quick update! I have a youtube channel now! Click me to go there! In other news, I've been seeing some red looking robloxian walking around and making some weird noises, I've been documenting his behavior and this thing said that something will happen on April Fools. Oh whatever if you guys can see if it's true join my world on April Fools Day.
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4-1-04: holy shit.
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